1 Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar....
Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.
2 Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road....
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
3 Police officer talks to a driver.....
Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars.
Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice as much as that at the garage.
4 What do you call a pile of kittens?
5 What is blue and not very heavy?